April 2012
10 posts
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A question for the ladies?
Hello Ladies. I ask this question because my girlfriend Mags seems to think I lack fashion sense.
Do you think it’s bad for a guy to wear socks with sandals?
Wait! Before you give me your answer, keep in mind the functionality. For a guy like me who wears mostly sandals, socks are a great cold weather accessory! Oh so convienient and versatile! That counts for something, right?
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Even when I'm his business partner, Dad still...
…..for those of you who don’t know, my dad runs a carpentry shop, and I’ve been helping him ever since I was a kid. And ever since I was a kid he’s given me the same things to build over and over again:
“Here Jesus, build this cross for me.”
“Jesus, do you think you could make a few crosses this afternoon?”
“Hey Buddy, Romans ordered some...
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Bucket list: Ride a Donkey
I just think it would be cool to ride one, you know?
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Judas scrapped my face into a piece of toast.
He’s selling it on ebay. Who’s going to buy toast with my face on it? Dude’ll do anything for some silver.
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Alright, just because I prefer wine to beer...
I try to keep it classy on a friday night.
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People keep calling me "Hey-suess" instead of...
I don’t really care, they can call me what they want to, but come on people, not all tan guys are hispanic.
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I don't know if this ever happened to you....
but, have you ever had random strangers ask to wash your feet for you?
It’s been happening to me a lot lately. I’ll be talking to a bunch of people, just hanging out, and someone will be like “Jesus let me wash your feet!” and I’ll say “um, sure? i guess that’d be cool…”
Because let’s be real here, I like foot hygiene as much as the...
She would also like me to remind you that she's...
Is that good now? I have 3 posts on here and 2 are devoted to you.
I don’t mind :)
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Mags got mad because I didn't mention her, so...
I have a beautiful girl (or really, she has me!) Mags, and she’s absolutely wonderful. She’s a spitfire (and she knows I mean that as a compliment!) I’ve never met another girl like her. She’s going to hate that I mention this, because it’s going to ruin her “image,” but she’s probably the nicest person I’ve ever met in my life, and I...
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I made a tumblr....
So, my friend Pete wouldn’t stop talking about tumblr and he was all “Jesus, make one already! You’d love it!” So, here it goes.
I don’t really know what to put on here. I guess I should tell you about myself. I grew up in Nazareth, I worked with my dad for a long time as a carpenter, but now I mostly just travel around with some of my friends, backpacking and...
